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cokeflow:

I’m glad people can’t read my mind cause all they’d be hearing is me saying lmao to myself

(via cybergasms)

totheinternetandbeyond:

when you think the gif is frozen and you stare at it for like 5 minutes and ur like oh thats just a picture

(via earthdad)

primacdonaldsgirl:

when ur friends exclude u out of group discussions

image

(via earthdad)

funnuraba:

bee movie is rated pg for parental guidance

(via nickiminajvevo)

punkbread:

*lies awake at night wondering why im not cute*

(via earthdad)

heliolisk:

I hate when people ask what im doing tomorrow I dont even know what Im doing right now stop doing this to me

(via bullied)

Kid: Yeah give me a pack of Marlboro Reds.

Cashier: Are you 18?

Kid: It's okay, they're a metaphor.

chodeboy:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

somebody send me bhole pics

(via earthdad)

laughhard:

Walked into the computer lab, and saw this.

(via earthdad)

the-elle-word:

vanilla-beaan:

My new favorite flower

Get me this bouquet so I know it’s real

(via earthdad)